Because of financial restraints, we are going to Romania this Christmas. Again.
Due to the regularity with which a bored 9 year old asks the questions: “What are we doing today/ this holiday?” and “Where are we going tonight/ tomorrow/ this weekend?”- I have developed a response that sounds exciting, exotic and most importantly, requires the least effort and expense.
Therefore, it is with confidence that I can reply: “Darling, we are going to Romania.”
And for those of you that still haven’t had the AHA! moment …. we are going to REMAIN HERE.
Having a quiet, booze-free night. Just watched a repeat of Toddler’s ‘n Tiaras from 2009. DSTV – you bore the daylights out of me.