Yup. Without the wine greasing the cogs, it is a bit harder to be fabulously funny and howlingly humorous.
Astonishingly, though, I was able to survive the 3rd Birthday party of The Other Twins – which included a snake show, too many screaming kids no higher than my boobs, lots of Chinese food and skinner – all without wine.
I also attended a church fete, in support of Mumsy – where they definitely did not serve wine. (A bit disappointed. This was obviously not the same type of religious function as referred to in the Bible, where through a miracle of Jesus, the wine flowed freely?)
And this, plus the other night’s braai, was about as much smiley face as this socio-phobe can muster for the next week. At least.
Oh, and I hit 200+ views today, through some sharp sharing tactics. Still more Yankee’s on my trail – and I ‘thank you, thank you very much!” for that.
There have also been some views from countries with names that I cannot recall from GR12 – had to call in my 13 year old for assistance. He says I should give him a head’s up when I start getting hits from Bikinibottom and Tankinistan.
Now, on a serious note – how would I convert this stream of vivacious vocab into anything that resembles money, free holidays, free nosh, or, at the very least, some coupons for laundry washing liquid and cat treats?